Oh No, it’s kind of story…
How it’s possible that I have successfully got rid of almost all of my houseplants. Ok there is some realistic reasons, like lack of light and overwatering. But now, when it’s seems to be ok with some plants that I had left, game this book (fell down from the bookshelf for no reason) and killed one and injured another, so am I cursed plant grower? It has been going on for four years now. That’s why my lovely man bought me this killer book for Valentine’s Day last year. But one of my plant survived, so I’m optimistic- hahahaa!
Love is blind.
Marrying a man, on the other hand, is a real eye opener.
How come it’s so hard to make a fool out of a man?
Because most of them are the DIY type in that way.
How do you get a man to have the best orgasm possible?
You might as well go for a younger guy. Why?
They never mature anyway.
What’s the definition of a perpetual bachelor?
A man who’s missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable.
I’ve received hundred of responses to my ad seeking a husband, and they all say the exact same thing:
“Take mine, please.”
If February is Black History Month and March is Women’s History Month, what happens the rest of the year?