A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for our wedding photos when he asked, “Have you ever modeled?”
My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought …”
The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.”
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan? If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
What do you see when you look into Trump’s eyes?
The back of his head.
El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Why does Trump love the poorly educated?
Because they only know their ABCs “Anybody But Clinton”.