You know it’s time to clean out your purse when your car assumes it’s a second passenger who’s not wearing their seatbelt!
Reading about self-warming mug what you can control with app.
“Oh, another thing with an app. Soon people are going to start needing an app to control their apps that control their drink, toilet, vacuum, blinds, refrigerator and robotic maid so they can make sure everything is working properly at all times. LoL”
I hate going to the mall! I can’t understand how 5 $+ 3 $ +6 $ +4 $ +1 $ equals 232.5 USD? Whaaat? How?
I hate when people text me! Please call me. I’m going to start to call them, and when their answer say: text me and hang up. Aggghhhh!
No cookie unless you have 5 bites of chicken.
Okay, no cookies unless you have 3 bites of chicken.
I will give you the entire sleeve of cookies, IF YOU LICK THE CHICKEN!
You don’t know something? Google it.
You don’t know someone? Then Facebook it.
You don’t find something? MOM!!!
Strangers- think I’m quiet
Friends- think I’m out-going
Bestfriends- know that I’m completely insane!
I’m looking for a…
Tall, Dark, Rich…
Cup of coffee.
“It’s been a long week.” (Me, on Monday night)