Blond: How this (inactive) weblink works? I got an email with this webadress- www.freetimejokes.com. OMG, I tried to click it 1000 times, but it’s not opening.
PC specialist: Have you heard something about “copy and paste” to the address bar at all?
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Hey, you’re kind of the worst. But you have a lot of friends because you have a lot of money. In 2016, you’ll start greeting office mates in the morning with the phrase: “Morning Muggles!” Consequently, you’ll never be invited to happy hour drinks again. In your new free time, you’ll take up yoga but you’ll be really bad at it.
Mr. Ruokokoski calling to transport firm: I am waiting one shipment…
Merchant: Please tell Your name?
Mr. Ruokokoski: Ruokokoski
Merchant: Can You spell it, please?
Mr. Ruokokoski: ar ju õu kei õu kei …
Merchant: im fine, thank You. Please spell Your name…