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Now listen very carefully...

“Now listen very carefully,” said the millionaire to the

architect designing his new house. “Whatever you do, I don’t

want that tree disturbed over there. It brings back fond

memories.”

“Why’s that?” asked the architect.

“That’s where I had sex for the first time. And don’t touch

that old tree over there either. That’s where her mother was

standing and that’s where she watched us while we were

doing it.”

“What?” said the architect. “You were shagging her daughter

and she was watching! What did she say?”

“Baaaa.”

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