“Now listen very carefully,” said the millionaire to the
architect designing his new house. “Whatever you do, I don’t
want that tree disturbed over there. It brings back fond
“Why’s that?” asked the architect.
“That’s where I had sex for the first time. And don’t touch
that old tree over there either. That’s where her mother was
standing and that’s where she watched us while we were
“What?” said the architect. “You were shagging her daughter
and she was watching! What did she say?”
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