500 Valentine Cards Sent by Desperate Man

Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.  Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.

 

By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards.  The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

 

“But why?” asked Mike.

 

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.

 

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

I’m stuck on you.

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