A big strapping boy went up to the big house for a job as a
handyman but returned home very disappointed.
“Oh, dad, I’m so ashamed, I really made a cock up.”
“How come, son?”
“The lady was very nice, she asked me lots of questions,
seemed pleased with what I had to say, I told her I was a hard
worker but then right at the end she asked to see my
testimonials…that’s when I lost it!”