The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two-week vacation/honeymoon.
The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, “Well, hi Jimmy, how ya been lover? Long time no see.”
A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once inside, the piqued bride demanded: “And just who was THAT woman?!?!?”
The groom wiped his brow and said, “Just relax honey. Please! I’m going to have enuff trouble explaining you to her.”