A blonde realtor walks into an appliance store…

A blonde realtor walks into an appliance store and says, “I would like to buy that T.V. please.” The store clerk replies, “I’m sorry, we don’t do business with blondes -especially realtors.” So she went to her car, took off her real estate blazer and went back into the store. “I would like to buy that T.V. please.” The store clerk again replies, “I’m sorry, we don’t do business with blondes.” The blonde leaves the store. Then she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said, “I would like to buy that T.V. please.” The store clerk, once again, replies, ” Sorry, but I told you before. We don’t do business with blondes.”

The blonde replied “How did you know I was blonde?”

The clerk says “Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.”

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