A couple and their precocious son moved into the close…

A couple and their precocious son moved into the close and

invited all their neighbours round for a ‘getting to know

you’ cocktail party. Unfortunately, the young son, who

should have been in bed, kept coming back down and

bothering his parents. “Don’t worry,” said the retired

Sergeant-Major, “I’ll soon get the boy settled.”

After a few minutes the guest rejoined the party and nothing

more was seen of the son. The party was a great success and

everyone left a little the worse for wear.

“Oh, by the way,” said the couple to the Sergeant-Major as he

was putting on his coat to leave, “Thank you for settling

down our son, what is your secret?”

“Oh quite simple really, I just taught him how to

masturbate.”

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