A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. Mom, she says, I just found out that my fiance’s mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding. The bride’s mother thinks for a minute. Don’t worry, she tells her daughter. I’ll just go and buy another dress to wear to the ceremony. But mother, says the bride, that dress cost a fortune. What will you do with it? It’s such a waste not to use it. Who said I won’t use it? her mother asked. I’ll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner.