A dishevelled looking man walks into a bar and asks for a
pint of beer.
“Now wait a minute,” says the bartender suspiciously. “Let’s
see your money first.”
“Listen mate,” he replies. “I haven’t got any money, but if
you give me some beer, I’ll stand up on the bar and fart ‘Blue
Now the bartender is intrigued by this, so he agrees. The
man drinks his beer, gets up on the bar and drops his
trousers. Everyone in the pub cheers loudly, but suddenly he
starts to shit all over the counter.
“Aaagh!” The customers are so appalled, they immediately
get up and leave.
“You fu*king prat!” yells the bartender. “You said you were
going to fart ‘Blue Suede Shoes’.”
“Now wait a minute,” says the man. “Even Frank Sinatra had
to clear his throat before he began to sing.”