A drunk advised the clerk that he wanted to by a bra for his wife…

A drunk advised the clerk that he wanted to by a bra for his wife.
Clerk Here are several styles to choose from, sir.
Drunk This one will do the job!
Clerk Do you know the size that your wife requires,sir?
Drunk 71/2
Clerk I’m sorry, sir, but bras are not made in that size. Here
is standard listing of sizes. Perhaps you can pick from those.
Drunk 71/2
Clerk There is some mistake. Let me bring in our buyer to help.
Drunk Measured it myself! Size is 71/2!!
Clerk But, sir–
Drunk 71/2, God dammit!!!
Clerk Perhaps you can tell me how you measured? What did you use?
Drunk My hat!

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