A drunk staggers into church and wanders up the aisle moaning to himself…

A drunk staggers into church and wanders up the aisle

moaning to himself.

“Help me, help me, it’s bloody agony.”

Eventually, he makes it into the confessional and all goes

quiet. After a few minutes the priest decides he’d better find

out if everything is alright so he says, “May I help you my

son?”

“I don’t know” comes the reply, “it depends on whether you

have any paper in there.”

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