A family was having dinner on Mothers Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong.Nothing, said the woman.Not buying it, he asked again. Seriously, whats wrong?Do you really want to know? Well, Ill tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on MothersDay, you dont even tell me so much as Thank you.Why should I? he said. Not once in 15 years have I got tena Fathers Day gift.Yes, she said, but Im their real mother.