A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents for the first time. She tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him afterward. The boy is ecstatic and takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy whether he’d like to buy a 3-pack or 12-pack. The boy insists on the latter and jokes he will be rather busy.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were so religious.” The boy turns and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”