A girl goes to the doctor’s complaining of a strange mark on her chest…

A girl goes to the doctor’s complaining of a strange mark on

her chest. When she shows it to the doctor, he sees a letter C

imprinted on her breasts.

“How did you get this?” he enquires.

“It’s my boyfriend. He wears a medallion around his neck

which has a C on the end of it, representing the university he

goes to – Cambridge. And when we make love, it presses into

me.”

“Okay, well use this cream twice a day and it’ll soon go away,”

says the doctor.

The next day, another girl visits the surgery. She’s

complaining of a strange mark on her chest which is like the

letter O.

“My boyfriend wears a silver O round his neck representing

Oxford University and when we have sex, the weight of his

body leaves a mark” she explains.

“I know just what you need,” says the doctor, and he gives her

some cream. On the third day, another girl comes in to see

him. This one has the imprint of an M on her chest.

“I know what that is,” says the doctor confidently. “I bet your

boyfriend goes to Manchester University.”

“Oh no,” she replies, “but I do have a girlfriend at

Wolverhampton Tech.”

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