A goose waddles into a bar and asks the bartender for a dish of snails…

A goose waddles into a bar and asks the bartender for a dish

of snails.

“This is a pub! We don’t sell snails in here, only drinks” says

the bartender, so the goose leaves.

The following day, the goose returns and asks for a dish of

snails.

“I told you yesterday, we don’t have snails, so don’t waste my

time,” says the bartender impatiently. Again, the goose

leaves.

On the next day, the goose reappears and asks for a plate of

snails.

“That’s it, that’s bloody it,” snarls the bartender. “Get out

and don’t ever come in here again or I’ll nail your beak to

the bar.”

“Okay,” says the goose and disappears.

But lo and behold, the goose walks in the next day, looks at

the bartender and asks, “Have you got any nails?”

“NO,” bellows the bartender.

“Well, in that case, have you got any snails?”

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