A goose waddles into a bar and asks the bartender for a dish
“This is a pub! We don’t sell snails in here, only drinks” says
the bartender, so the goose leaves.
The following day, the goose returns and asks for a dish of
“I told you yesterday, we don’t have snails, so don’t waste my
time,” says the bartender impatiently. Again, the goose
On the next day, the goose reappears and asks for a plate of
“That’s it, that’s bloody it,” snarls the bartender. “Get out
and don’t ever come in here again or I’ll nail your beak to
“Okay,” says the goose and disappears.
But lo and behold, the goose walks in the next day, looks at
the bartender and asks, “Have you got any nails?”
“NO,” bellows the bartender.
“Well, in that case, have you got any snails?”