A guy is down on his luck…

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, Honey, pack your bags.I just won over a million dollars in Vegas.His wife say, Thats wonderful. What should I pack for…Europe, the Carribean?He says, I dont care, just be gone when I get home.

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