A henpecked husband was advised…

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. You dont have to let your wife bully you, he said. Go home and show her youre the boss. The husband decided to take the doctors advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wifes face, and growled, From now on youre taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?I certainly do, said his wife calmly, the undertaker.

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