A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: Old MacDonald had a … The Indianan said, Old MacDonald had a carburetor. Sorry, said the MC. Thats incorrect. Old MacDonald had a flat tire, said the Kentuckian. Wrong, said the host. Old MacDonald had a farm, said the West Virginian. Thats correct! shouted the MC. Now for $200,000, spell farm. The West Virginian thought hard and then spelled carefully: E-I-E-I-O.