A husband and wife went to Manchester for the day. He had
a meeting in the morning and she went off to do some
shopping. Now the meeting finished much earlier than
expected so the man went off into the centre of town and
landed up in the “better part” of the red light district. As he
was passing one of the “ladies” flats, a beautiful hooker
came out and before he knew what he was doing, he asked
her how much she charged a session. The hooker looked at
him disdainfully and told him it would be £150.
“Bloody hell, that’s daylight robbery,” he exclaimed, “I’ve
only got £30,” and feeling very disappointed he left to meet
his wife for lunch. Just as the meal was over, the same
hooker and a client entered the restaurant and on seeing the
man and his wife she whispered to him as she passed.
“I hope that’s taught you a lesson, that’s what you get for