Other person walks in after long silence
ME: “…And that’s the second time I got crabs.”
P1: “..Um.. I’m sorry, what?”
ME: “Haha, it was a way to, y’know. Crack the ice? Like–“
ME: “–since it was so quiet, and he just walked in, I figured it’d, you know, be a good joke.”
P1: “Oh, (Insert half-assed courtesy laugh) I see.” Turns back away.
P2: Awkwardly stares at wall since first entering the elevator