A Kids Library Joke

I took Eddie, my 10-year old nephew, into the Newtown library.

Eddie soon spots the librarian’s counter. He has seen This setup before. With glee, he runs up to the counter and loudly says, I’ll have a cheese-burger, fries and a Coke!

Shhhh! says the assistant. This is a library. You’ll have to be quiet!

Sorry, my nephew replies.

Eddie then whispers in a very low voice, I’ll have a cheese-burger, fries and a Coke!

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