A ladies’ man stops for the night at a country hotel and as he
signs in, he notices a beautiful blonde sitting alone at the
hotel bar. While the receptionist is sorting out the
paperwork, he saunters over to the blonde and returns a
couple of minutes later with the girl on his arm.
Grinning, he says to the receptionist, “Would you believe it!
I’ve just bumped into my wife, so we’d better have a double
The following morning, he goes to pay his bill and discovers
it’s for more than £2,000.
“What the hell’s this for?” he splutters. “I’ve only been here
“Of course, Sir, but your wife has been here for more than a