A ladies’ man stops for the night at a country hotel…

A ladies’ man stops for the night at a country hotel and as he

signs in, he notices a beautiful blonde sitting alone at the

hotel bar. While the receptionist is sorting out the

paperwork, he saunters over to the blonde and returns a

couple of minutes later with the girl on his arm.

Grinning, he says to the receptionist, “Would you believe it!

I’ve just bumped into my wife, so we’d better have a double

room.”

The following morning, he goes to pay his bill and discovers

it’s for more than £2,000.

“What the hell’s this for?” he splutters. “I’ve only been here

one night.”

“Of course, Sir, but your wife has been here for more than a

week!”

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