A lady walked into a pharmacy…

A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide pills. The pharmacist said, “Why in the world wud u need cyanide?” The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy — I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail a, nd all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not, U can NOT have any cyanide!” The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now. You didn’t tell me u had a prescription”

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