A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor…

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it’s inoperable – in fact, it’s so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains – there’s a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, This is a ripoff – how come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive? The doctor replies, Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?

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