A local man walks into the pub knowing that the man
behind the bar is short of money after spending all his wages
on the horses.
“Hello Pete, fancy a bet?” says the man. “I bet you £100 that
I can piss into this empty beer glass.”
The bartender agrees, so the man drops his trousers and
pisses everywhere – on the floor, the bar, the tables, even on
the bartender himself. The bartender smiles and demands
“OK, Pete, won’t be a moment,” says the man and he walks
over to three men at the other end of the room and comes
back with £300 in his hand.
“Here you are, bartender”, and he hands over the £100.
“Just a moment,” says Pete, looking puzzled. “What’s going
on over there?”
The man smiles.
“Well, earlier today I made a bet with those three men that I
could piss all over your pub and you’d still be smiling at the
end of it.”