A male driver is pulled over by a cop…

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What’s the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. 

Man: No sir, I was going 65. 

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.) 

Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. 

Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light! 

Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks. 

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.) 

Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. 

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. 

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. 

Man: Shut your mouth, woman! 

Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way? 

Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.

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