A man arrived at a party half-way through the evening to find
most of the guests in the middle of a frenzied party game.
“What’s going on here?” he asked.
“Oh come and join in,” he was urged. “It’s a great game. All
the girls are blindfolded and they have to go round guessing
who the men are by feeling their private bits.”
The man hesitated.
“Oh I’m not sure about that,” he said.
“Don’t be daft,” came the reply. “Your name’s been called
out four times already!”