A man buys two dogs from the pet shop but after a week he realises he can’t keep them apart…

A man buys two dogs from the pet shop but after a week he

realises he can’t keep them apart. They spend all their time

humping one another and no matter what he does – throwing

cold water over them, putting pepper on their backsides –

they carry on regardless. One night, it’s so bad the man rings

the vet, even though it’s 1 o’clock in the morning, and tells

him the problem.

“I’ve got the answer” says the vet, “give each of the dogs a

ring on the telephone.”

“Really! Will that work?” replies the man, amazed.

“Well it bloody well worked for me, you prat!” bellowed the

vet as he slammed the phone down.

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