A man came home early from work to find his wife in bed
with another man. The man’s head was lying between the
wife’s voluptuous breasts.
“What the bloody hell are you doing?” shouted the husband.
“Listening to some good music,” replied the man calmly.
“Get off, let me hear”, but when the husband put his head
between her breasts he couldn’t hear anything.
“Of course not,” replied the man arrogantly. “You’re not