A man drives his Rolls Royce into the golf club car park and
as he’s getting his clubs out of the boot a fellow member
comes up to him.
“That really is a beautiful car” he says. “May I ask how much
it cost you?”
“Oh about £250,000,” replies the man, looking pleased.
“And how long have you had it?” he continues.
“About 4 years, I work for Cunard you know.”
“So what!” retorted the man “I work fuckin’ hard too, but I
still couldn’t afford a Rolls Royce.”