A man found an old lamp on the sea shore and as he picked
it up, a genie appeared.
“You have one wish,” said the genie. “What would you like?”
After thinking for a moment he replied, “I’ve always been a
bit lacking in the nether regions, do you think I could have
a bigger willy?”
“Your wish is granted.”
The man walked on and as the minutes went by he realised
his willy was getting longer and longer – down to the knees,
down to the ankles…
The man chased back up the beach to find the genie.
“Excuse me,” he said, “could have another wish?”
“What’s that?” replied the genie.
“Do you think you could give me longer legs?”