A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.
The interviewer said, Although you have a lot of the qualities we’re looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you.
Oh, that’s no problem, said the man. If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour.
Show me, said the interviewer.
So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety – ribbed, flavoured, colored and everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking.
The interviewer said, That’s amazing, but I don’t think we could employ someone who’d be womanizing all over the country.
Excuse me! exclaimed the man, I’m a happily married man, not a womanizer!
Well how do you explain all the condoms, then? asked the interviewer.
The man replied, Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?