A man goes into the confessional and says…

A man goes into the confessional and says.

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Yesterday, I cursed

badly, using the F-word.”

“Why was that?” asked the priest.

“I was playing a round of golf, all was going well until I

reached the 10th hole when my T-shot ended up in thick

undergrowth.”

“Is that when you said the F-word?”

“No, I stayed calm, took my time and hit a clean shot out of

the rough, down the fairway but at the last moment it hit a

small branch and veered off into the bunker.”

“I like a game of golf myself” said the priest “that really is

so annoying, was that when you used the F-word?”

“No, I tried not to let it get to me. I took my time and hit a

beautiful ball up onto the green only 2 inches from the hole.”

“How frustrating, is that when you used the F-word?”

“No Father, I still remained calm…”

“Don’t tell me!” interrupted the priest, “You didn’t miss the

fucking putt!!”

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