A man goes to a brothel, hires one of the girls…

A man goes to a brothel, hires one of the girls and spends

the next couple of hours giving her the best fu*k she’s ever

had. He returns the following night, gets the same girl and

gives a repeat performance. By the end of the third night the

girl is so impressed she offers him a session on the house and

it’s absolutely wonderful.

“You’re the most amazing thing that’s ever happened to me,”

she tells him. “If I pay you £200 will you do it again, now?”

The man agrees but as he looks down at his small and lifeless

manhood he sneers at it and says, “You’re bloody good at

spending it, but when it comes to earning!”

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