A man has been stranded on a desert island for eight years
and then one day he sees a beautiful girl sail ashore in a
small boat. She comes over to him and is amazed to learn
how long he has been forced to live alone.
“Would you like a drink?” she asks.
“Oh yes please.”
And she gets a crate of whisky from the boat.
“Do you smoke?”
And she hands him a packet of cigarettes.
After a few minutes she looks at him closely and says, “Now,
would you like to play around?”
“Oh my goodness,” he gasps, absolutely amazed. “I can’t
believe you have a set of golf clubs on board as well.”