A man has been stranded on a desert island for eight years…

A man has been stranded on a desert island for eight years

and then one day he sees a beautiful girl sail ashore in a

small boat. She comes over to him and is amazed to learn

how long he has been forced to live alone.

“Would you like a drink?” she asks.

“Oh yes please.”

And she gets a crate of whisky from the boat.

“Do you smoke?”

“I do.”

And she hands him a packet of cigarettes.

After a few minutes she looks at him closely and says, “Now,

would you like to play around?”

“Oh my goodness,” he gasps, absolutely amazed. “I can’t

believe you have a set of golf clubs on board as well.”

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