A man, his wife and daughter are arguing about who should pop down the shops for a pint of milk…

A man, his wife and daughter are arguing about who should

pop down the shops for a pint of milk. “I’ll tell you what,”

says the man finally. “Whoever speaks first has to go and get

the milk.” The others agree and silence ensues.

Ten minutes later, the girl’s boyfriend walks in. “Hello

everyone,” he says, but there is no response. “How about a

cup of tea?” Still no one speaks, so he goes over to his

girlfriend, gives her a lip smacking kiss and leads her out of

the door and up the stairs. Half an hour later he returns

looking a little flushed but still no one speaks. He decides to

have a bit of fun so he goes up to the wife and gives her a

kiss. He can’t believe she doesn’t say anything, so he takes

this as a “yes” and takes her upstairs as well. Twenty minutes

later he returns feeling quite knackered. As he passes the

mirror he catches sight of his bedraggled appearance and

his hair which is now sticking up in the air. Needing to tidy

up, he asks, “Anyone got any vaseline?”

At that, the man jumps up from his chair and rushes to the

door. “You’re right,” he says, “a cup of tea would be nice, I’ll

just pop out for the milk.”

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