A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, You look terrible. What’s the problem? My mother died in June, and left me $10,000. said the friend. Gee, that’s tough, he replied. Then in July, the friend continued, My father died, leaving me $50,000. The man looking concerned says, Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed. The friend continues, And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000. Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!! Then this month,… continued, the friend, Nothing! Not a single dime!