A man is out on his first date with a woman who is sex mad.
On the way home, she lures him into the park and urges him
to make love to her time and time again. Eventually, he’s so
knackered, he tells her he’s just going to walk around and
have a quiet smoke. As he does so, he bumps into a man
coming home from the pub and he gets a great idea.
“Listen, mate,” he says. “My girlfriend over there is so hot,
she’s worn me out. If I give you my gold watch, will you take
over from me for a while?”
The man agrees and disappears into the dark undergrowth.
Five minutes go by, when suddenly the park ranger appears
and shines his torch on the passionate couple.
“Now what have we here?” he says.
“Just making love to my wife” comes the reply.
“Well, can’t you do that at home?”
“But I didn’t know it was my wife until you shone the torch