A man is suffering very badly from severe headaches…

A man is suffering very badly from severe headaches,

dizziness and spots before the eyes.

“I’m sorry to say,” said the doctor, “that you have got an

infection in your testicles and unless you have them

removed, the symptoms will spread.”

Unwilling to accept this dreadful diagnosis, the man consults

two other doctors but they both give the same opinion. So

resigned to his fate, the man has both testicles removed.

Some days later, in an effort to cheer himself up, he decides

to go shopping. He visits the most exclusive gentlemen’s

outfitters for miles around.

“Ah yes,” says the tailor. “You’re a 34 inch waist, 32 inch

inside leg and 15?” collar size.”

“That’s very impressive” says the man. “How can you be so

accurate?”

“Years of training, Sir,” replies the tailor. “I also know that

you are a 40 inch chest, take size 11 inch in shoes and wear

medium sized underpants.”

“Absolutely correct,” says the man, “except for the

underpants. I take a small size.”

“Then may I suggest you change the size, Sir, otherwise

you’ll eventually start to suffer from severe headaches,

dizziness and spots before the eyes.”

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