A man is suffering very badly from severe headaches,
dizziness and spots before the eyes.
“I’m sorry to say,” said the doctor, “that you have got an
infection in your testicles and unless you have them
removed, the symptoms will spread.”
Unwilling to accept this dreadful diagnosis, the man consults
two other doctors but they both give the same opinion. So
resigned to his fate, the man has both testicles removed.
Some days later, in an effort to cheer himself up, he decides
to go shopping. He visits the most exclusive gentlemen’s
outfitters for miles around.
“Ah yes,” says the tailor. “You’re a 34 inch waist, 32 inch
inside leg and 15?” collar size.”
“That’s very impressive” says the man. “How can you be so
“Years of training, Sir,” replies the tailor. “I also know that
you are a 40 inch chest, take size 11 inch in shoes and wear
medium sized underpants.”
“Absolutely correct,” says the man, “except for the
underpants. I take a small size.”
“Then may I suggest you change the size, Sir, otherwise
you’ll eventually start to suffer from severe headaches,
dizziness and spots before the eyes.”