A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away…

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further hes stopped by a police officer. Officer: Good evening sir. Were testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?. Man: Im sorry, I cant do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air. Officer: Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test. Man: I cant do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death. Officer: Then youll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line. Man: Cant do that either. Officer: Why not?. Man: Because Im dead drunk.

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