A man marries a young naive country girl…

A man marries a young naive country girl and on their

wedding night, he shows her his tackle and tells her he’s the

only man to have such a thing. Times goes by and after a

couple of months, they’re in bed one morning when she

grabs his willy and remarks, “You were fibbing when you told

me you were the only man to have one of these, I’ve

discovered that Mr Biggun across the road has one as well.”

The husband thinks quickly and replies, “Oh yes, that was a

spare one I had, so I gave it to him.”, “Oh darling,” she

sighs.

“Why did you give him the best one?”

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