A man moves to a small town out in the middle of the bush…

A man moves to a small town out in the middle of the bush

and after a few days he asks the locals what they do for sex.

“Shag sheep,” comes the reply.

Horrified at the thought, the man ignores them, but two

months later with no sign of any female company he

eventually gives way and goes out to find himself a little

sheep. He takes it back to his place and spends the night in

pleasure.

The next morning, feeling much revived, he takes the sheep

to the local bar for a drink but when he walks in he’s faced

with a deadly silence. At last, he can stand it no more and

shouts loudly, “What the fu*k are you all staring at? It’s you

lot who told me this is what you do.”

“That’s right,” one of them replies, “but not with the Mayor’s

special friend.”

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