A man moves to a small town out in the middle of the bush
and after a few days he asks the locals what they do for sex.
“Shag sheep,” comes the reply.
Horrified at the thought, the man ignores them, but two
months later with no sign of any female company he
eventually gives way and goes out to find himself a little
sheep. He takes it back to his place and spends the night in
The next morning, feeling much revived, he takes the sheep
to the local bar for a drink but when he walks in he’s faced
with a deadly silence. At last, he can stand it no more and
shouts loudly, “What the fu*k are you all staring at? It’s you
lot who told me this is what you do.”
“That’s right,” one of them replies, “but not with the Mayor’s