A man returned home early from work to discover his wife in bed with a naked man…

A man returned home early from work to discover his wife

in bed with a naked man. “How dare you!” he bellowed.

“Come here you bastard, I’ll teach you a lesson you won’t

forget.”

“Now wait a minute, Tom,” interrupted his wife. “You

remember that new car I got last spring? Well, he gave it to

me. And that smashing holiday we went on, well, he paid for

that. And I think we could do with a new roof on the house

soon.”

“Whatever are you thinking of?” replied the husband. “He’ll

get cold if you don’t cover him up, and I’m sure he could do

with a nice cup of tea.”

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