A man spends the evening in the pub and by the end of the night he’s so drunk he can hardly walk home…

A man spends the evening in the pub and by the end of the

night he’s so drunk he can hardly walk home. But he sets off

and in a befuddled haze decides to take a short cut through

the park and climb over the wall. All goes well until the final

gate which is topped by sharp glass and shinning over this he

badly rips his backside. By the time he gets home, he’s in

agony so quietly, without waking the wife, he heads for the

bathroom to inspect the damage, clean up the wounds and

do a bit of safety first. The next morning he crawls out of

bed with a king-sized hangover and an aching arse.

“What did you get up to last night?” accused his wife. “You

were horribly drunk.”

“No I wasn’t,” he replied. “What makes you think that?”

“I’ll tell you why. I found all our plasters on the bathroom

mirror this morning,” she retorted.

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