A man takes the afternoon off work…

A man takes the afternoon off work and comes home

unexpectedly to find his wife lying on the bed, naked and

out of breath.

“What’s going on?” he asks.

“I think I’m having an asthma attack,” she gasps.

He rushes to the phone to ring for a doctor when his son

runs in.

“Daddy, daddy, Uncle Bill is in the wardrobe and he’s got no

clothes on.”

“What!” shouts the man, and back up the stairs he rushes to

find his brother hiding naked in the wardrobe.

“Why, you bloody prat,” he shouts angrily, “there’s my wife

having a severe asthma attack and all you can do is play hide

and seek and scare the kids!”

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