A man takes the afternoon off work and comes home
unexpectedly to find his wife lying on the bed, naked and
out of breath.
“What’s going on?” he asks.
“I think I’m having an asthma attack,” she gasps.
He rushes to the phone to ring for a doctor when his son
“Daddy, daddy, Uncle Bill is in the wardrobe and he’s got no
“What!” shouts the man, and back up the stairs he rushes to
find his brother hiding naked in the wardrobe.
“Why, you bloody prat,” he shouts angrily, “there’s my wife
having a severe asthma attack and all you can do is play hide
and seek and scare the kids!”