A man visited a plastic surgeon with a badly damaged penis…

A man visited a plastic surgeon with a badly damaged penis.

“What happened to you?” asked the surgeon.

“It’s like this,” said the man, blushing madly. “I live on a

caravan park next to this beautiful lady. And she really does

turn me on. Each night, I watch her take a sausage from the

fridge, stick it in a hole in the caravan floor and then she sits

on it and does the business.”

“So how did you get involved?” asked the surgeon.

“Well doc, I thought a long time about this and decided it

was such a waste. So one night, I crawled under the caravan,

took the sausage away and substituted my dick.”

“So what happened?”

“Everything was going fine until there was a knock at her

door. She jumped up and tried to kick the sausage under the

table!”

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