A man walked into the barbers shop and said he wanted his
hair to be styled completely different to everyone else.
“Can you part my hair from ear to ear?” he asked.
“If that’s what you want,” replied the barber doubtfully, and
the man was given what he wanted.
However, that afternoon he walked back into the shop.
“What’s wrong?” asked the barber. “Are you tired of the style
“No,” he replied angrily, “I’m just fed up with everybody
whispering in my nose.”