A man walks into a bar after a hellish day of work not noticing it was a gay bar. So when he walks over to order his drink, a gay meets him and said Have you ever played bar football? The man never heard such a thing and wanted to know how to play. The gay replied, Its very easy. All you have to do is down a pitcher of beer and fart right after. Downing the beer is a touchdown and the fart is the field goal. The man was thinking it through and thought that something might go right for a change. So the gay started the game by downing the beer and farting. He then said, Now that is seven points. Now you try. The man down the beer and when he lend over to fart, right then the gay put his finger up the man’s ass and stated, Now that is how you block a field goal!