A man walks into a bar followed by an alligator…

A man walks into a bar followed by an alligator. He gets

everybody’s attention and then hits the alligator over the

head with an empty beer bottle. Ouch! The stunned beast

slowly opens his mouth, the man undoes his trousers and

puts his dick inside its mouth. He pulls it out just in time

before the alligator’s mouth snaps shut.

“Now, ladies and gentlemen,” he announces to a stunned

audience. “I dare anyone to do the same for a bet of £100.”

There is a hushed silence and then suddenly an old woman’s

voice is heard.

“OK, I’ll take on the bet, but just don’t hit me too hard with

the bottle.”

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