A man walks into a bar followed by an alligator. He gets
everybody’s attention and then hits the alligator over the
head with an empty beer bottle. Ouch! The stunned beast
slowly opens his mouth, the man undoes his trousers and
puts his dick inside its mouth. He pulls it out just in time
before the alligator’s mouth snaps shut.
“Now, ladies and gentlemen,” he announces to a stunned
audience. “I dare anyone to do the same for a bet of £100.”
There is a hushed silence and then suddenly an old woman’s
voice is heard.
“OK, I’ll take on the bet, but just don’t hit me too hard with