A man walks into a bar with a Cornish pasty on his head…

A man walks into a bar with a Cornish pasty on his head and

asks the barman for a pint of beer. Unable to conceal his

curiosity, the barman hands the man the beer and says,

“Excuse me, Sir, I couldn’t help but notice that you have a

Cornish pasty on your head.”

“That’s right,” replies the man. “I always have a Cornish

pasty on my head on a Thursday.”

“But Sir, it’s Friday today.”

“Oh no!” says the man. “I must look a right prat.”

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